Flirting With Frogs

This is a tale of failed romances, horrible decision making, and self-discovery; a tale most of us know all too well...When you're young, fairy tales make sense. You grow up, immediately meet your Prince Charming and live happily ever after, right?Wrong. This doesn't happen…at least for me it sure as hell didn't. All my life, all I ever wanted was to fall in love and live just like the Disney Princesses did...I mean, who wouldn't? Was that really too much to ask for? Was it too difficult to let me ride around on a magical carpet or to live in a castle by the sea? What about a semi-decent singing voice? No? Nothing? What did I ever do to deserve this?As I got older and entered the dating inferno, I realized this was not going to be an easy journey. In order for me to find my prince, I was going to have to kiss a lot of frogs first...