Ring the Devil's Doorbell: A Practical Guide to Waking Beast Between Your Thighs

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Tired of polite poking and apologetic buzzing at your most powerful pleasure button? World-renowned (and delightfully unhinged) sexologist Dr. Wankinstein is here to teach you how to properly ring the Devil's Doorbell - with rhythm, confidence, and enough enthusiasm to summon actual ecstasy.In this laugh-out-loud guide to female self-love, you'll discover: - The secret history of the clitoris (spoiler: it's been hiding in plain sight for centuries)- Advanced techniques from gentle chimes to full-body exorcisms (nipples included - because why not?)- Toy reviews on the official "Hail Satan" scale- Stealth modes for parents' houses, office bathrooms, and airplanes- Fantasy fuel, post-orgasm emotional landings, and turning solo play into a full-body workout- How to make masturbation a lifelong, non-negotiable act of self-careWarning: Side effects may include uncontrollable grinning, sudden confidence surges, stronger pelvic floors, and neighbors wondering if you're "remodeling."If you've been knocking timidly for too long, it's time to ring that bell like you mean it. Your body deserves the symphony - not just the doorbell ding.Perfect for women ready to reclaim their pleasure with humor, zero shame, and a whole lot of fun.

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Pagina's: 72, Paperback, Independently published