Snake in The Willows Avalon Protocol

When Eliot, an ordinary guy, witnesses something extraordinary, he lands in the clutches of a villain with God-like ambitions.Enter Avalon: a mischievous genius, and reluctant hero, who treats reality like her personal sandbox; the last person you'd expect to crash our villain's party like she misplaced her keys. Rescue wasn't really on the menu, but hey, since she was in the neighbourhood...Now Eliot is swept into a surreal battle for the fabric of existence, clinging to the one person who seems to understand any of it, though she insists it's all just a bit of fun. But as the stakes spiral from weird to cosmic, and a darker plot begins to unfold before them, Eliot begins to wonder if life can ever be normal again.Fast-paced, darkly funny and full of strange twists, The Avalon Protocol is a genre-smashing sci-fi adventure where the universe is just another system to crack.