The Wrong Android

It's been 5 years since The Crash, when every AI, including Derrick's Girlfriend, got wiped from existence by the terrorist group known as RobotDeath. Derrick gets a second chance to build a new bot, this time as a living, though not exactly breathing, humanoid robot. But when it arrives he finds that there is a tiny flaw, well, not tiny, in fact, a rather large flaw. Instead of the petite blond Jennifer he was expecting, he got Finn, a tall, muscular, hairy and very well-endowed bot. Frustrated and unable to return or exchange the bot due to the fine print in his lease agreement, Derrick is faced with two options. He can either fight to get the bot he ordered, or explore how Finn can satisfy him in ways he never imagined.