A Beginner’s Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year: Hilariously Honest Look at Sleep Deprivation, Parental Panic, and Tiny Human Logic

Parenthood Was Supposed to Be Beautiful. Nobody Mentioned the Sleep Deprivation.The first year with a baby is magical, unforgettable, and filled with love.It is also confusing, exhausting, slightly absurd, and occasionally smells like something you'd rather not identify.A Beginner's Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year is a hilariously honest look at what really happens when a tiny human quietly takes over your entire life.Inside you'll discover: - why leaving the house now requires military-level planning - how sleep becomes a distant childhood memory - the mysterious science of baby logic - conversations between parents that make absolutely no sense - and the shocking realization that silence is never good newsThis book won't teach your baby to sleep.Nothing will.But it will make you laugh, feel understood, and remind you that the chaos, confusion, and complete loss of personal freedom are - in fact - completely normal.Perfect for new parents, expecting parents, baby shower gifts, and anyone who enjoys brutally honest humor about real life.Because parenting is beautiful.And completely ridiculous.