A Journey to Valhalla: Comedy of Errors, Glory, and Afterlife Bureaucracy

A Stubborn Viking, a Bureaucratic Afterlife, and a Seven-Foot-Tall Problem.Björn "Little Bear" Erikson was the mightiest Viking warrior in all the North. Seven feet tall, shoulders like a longhouse, and a beard that birds occasionally nested in. He had everything a Viking could want: a terrible nickname, a memorized seventeen-page death speech, and absolute certainty that his place in Valhalla was guaranteed.Then he died heroically in battle. With arrows in his back. Very dramatic.There was just one problem: The Valkyries forgot to pick him up.>"Dead wrong has never been this funny."A hilarious reimagining: - Norse mythology where the gods are petty and the underworld has a customer service problem.- Bonus Content: Includes the exclusive "Original Bedtime Story"-the 28-page legend that started the saga!

Pagina's: 138, Paperback, Independently published