Are Doctors Always in a Hurry Because They Not Patient?

ARE DOCTORS ALWAYS IN A HURRY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT PATIENT?Spoiler: probably. This book investigates.You waited fifty-five minutes for an appointment that lasted ninety seconds. Your doctor delivered a full diagnosis while already halfway out the door. You're still not entirely sure what "we'll circle back on that" actually means. Sound familiar? Congratulations, you've found your people.Terry Bull's latest gut-punch of a gift book is a laugh-out-loud, 120+ page deep dive into the strange, sacred ritual of the modern doctor's appointment - the eternal waiting room, the hallway diagnoses, the doctors who move like they're being timed by an Olympic judge.Inside, you'll find:A field guide to 20+ types of impatient doctors, from "The Door-Crack Doctor" to "The Human Ellipsis"Waiting Room Bingo (two full boards, including an Emergency Room edition)Two doctor-themed word search puzzles with answer keysA "How Impatient Is Your Doctor?" quiz, plus a matching "What Kind of Patient Are You?" quizA Choose-Your-Own-Adventure through the world's most relatable doctor's appointmentTerry Bull's Prescription Pad, Complaint Form, and Certificate of PatienceDoctor horoscopes, knock-knock jokes, mad libs, pickup lines, medical dictionary redefinitions, and a heartfelt (genuinely!) tribute to nurses, the actual MVPs of healthcareThis is not medical advice. This is not a real diagnosis. This is, however, the single greatest way to make a doctor, nurse, med student, or long-suffering patient laugh out loud in a waiting room, on a coffee table, or as a gag gift they'll actually keep.Whether you're roasting your favorite physician, celebrating a nursing school graduation, or just tired of watching doctors treat exam rooms like a pit stop, this book was written for you.Get your copy now - but don't expect the doctor to wait for you to finish reading it.