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Stop Giving Boring Gifts-Become the Office Legend Who Actually Makes People Laugh.Tired of uninspired gift exchanges and the same old coffee mugs? Or feeling unnoticed at a party? Like a "naughty joke book," Awards Nobody Asked For is the ultimate collection of 50+ sarcastic, savage, and hilariously relatable award certificates designed to turn any stale office party or friend roast into a legendary event.This isn't just an inappropriate joke book for adults; it's a high-velocity social experience. Inside, you'll find 50+ ready-to-frame awards that celebrate life's most ridiculous "achievements" and questionable superlatives. Whether you're presenting the "Meeting That Could've Been an Email" certificate to your boss or the "The "Accidental Genius" to your know-it-all best friend, this book delivers the perfect call-out for every archetype.Why This Gag Gift Wins Every Time: - 50+ Sarcastic & Relatable Awards: Includes fan favorites like the The Employee of the Minute, The Doorway Guilt Trip Award, and The Passive-Aggressive Parking Award.- Copy & Share Anywhere: You have full permission to photocopy and share these certificates as many times as you want. Perfect for large corporate teams or giant family roasts.- High-Quality 8.5" x 11" Format: Each award is designed with a professional "superlative" aesthetic, making them perfect for framing or public ceremonies.- The Ultimate "White Elephant" Weapon: Specifically optimized for high-intent gift searches like "Secret Santa" and "White Elephant gift ideas under $20".- Three Levels of Humor: From office-safe morale boosters to hilariously inappropriate "after"-hours roasts. Perfect for Every Occasion: Office Holiday Parties - White Elephant Exchanges - Secret Santa - Friend Roasts - Teacher Appreciation - Graduation Awards.Don't take our word for it. See why readers are obsessed: "The funniest office gift I've ever given. Found this book and it absolutely killed. Made me look like a hero! People were dying laughing and all I did was read the award jokes. LOL" "I seriously know people at my work that match each of these awards! It was like the author had worked in my office - it is so freak'n hilarious! I will be definitely handing some of these at work, at least the ones that won't get me in trouble with HR...LOL!"Stop giving gifts that end up in the junk drawer. Give the gift of a public call-out.Add to Cart Now and become the funniest person at the next party!