Barking Orders: More Funny Adventures of A Very Opinionated Cattle Dog: Dog's Diary Chaos, Squirrels, and Running the Entire Household

Roxy is back.And she is still running the house.In this funny dog book for adults and dog lovers, Roxy the Australian Cattle Dog returns with more field reports from the front lines of family life, household chaos, and human incompetence.Morning routines must be enforced. Delivery drivers must be investigated. Snowplows, robot vacuums, and deeply suspicious squirrels must be monitored at all times.Roxy approaches every assignment with confidence, authority, and absolutely no self-doubt.Her humans try to help.They usually make things worse.Roxy adjusts accordingly.Inside this laugh-out-loud collection of short dog stories, you will find:Morning operations carried out with military precisionSnow-day disasters and one unfortunate stair-ball injuryVet visits, pills, and questionable human decision-makingAn ongoing war against the RoombaTactical snack acquisition and advanced begging techniquesNew humans, new dogs, and a changing household power structureOne extremely questionable performance reviewPlenty of walks, squirrels, treats, and Cattle Dog opinionsEach quick chapter delivers sharp observations, ridiculous situations, and the unmistakable voice of a dog who knows she is the most competent member of the family.Perfect for fans of funny dog stories, pet humour, Australian Cattle Dogs, Blue Heelers, lighthearted reads, and anyone who knows the family dog is secretly in charge.Start anywhere. Stay for the chaos.Because in Roxy's world, the system must be maintained.