Believe Everything You Think

Bol

They said optimize everything-mornings, diet, love, even silence. So the narrator does. Alarms stack on alarms. Journals breed in drawers. Gurus shout from glowing screens while Mia watches and Frosty, the dog, simply sleeps.Believe Everything You Think is a sharp, funny novella about turning your life into a project and your heart into a spreadsheet. From cold-shower chants to polyphasic sleep, from "gratitude squats" to Hustle Zen(TM), the systems escalate until they implode-loudly. What's left after the ring light clicks off isn't a lesson so much as a walk: bread from the corner bakery, a hand held without a timer, a dog who refuses to optimize joy.For anyone who's ever saved a motivational quote and felt worse, this is a comedy with teeth-and a quiet afterglow.Perfect for fans of voicey literary humor, work/life satire, and stories where the punchline is tenderness.Content notes: humor, mild language; no graphic content.

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Pagina's: 157, Paperback, Independently published