Crunchy Boogers: An Unexpected Pairings Romance

He's a pediatric ENT who believes everything has a proper name. She just created a healthy snack called Crunchy Boogers. This is going to go well.Dr. Simon Graves likes precision, professionalism, and problems that can be solved with enough information.Tess Callahan likes bold ideas, honest answers, and making nutritious food children will actually eat.Then her small food company lands a coveted hospital pilot for its newest creation: spinach-and-parmesan crisps that kids adore for one ridiculous reason.They're called Crunchy Boogers.Simon thinks the name is professionally indefensible.Tess thinks Simon needs to unclench approximately ninety percent of his personality.Unfortunately, he's also the hospital physician assigned to oversee her pilot.And unfortunately for both of them, the attraction is immediate.What begins as a battle between an immaculate doctor and an irreverent food scientist becomes something neither of them planned. But when a frightening allergy incident threatens Tess's company, Simon and Tess are forced to discover whether trust can survive when the stakes become real.As careers shift, opportunities arrive, and the futures they carefully imagined begin changing shape, Tess must decide whether compromise always means surrender, while Simon confronts a harder question: What if controlling everything is just another way of being afraid to want something?Smart, funny, romantic, and unexpectedly tender, CRUNCHY BOOGERS is a contemporary romantic comedy about opposites who discover they may not be opposites where it matters.Expect: - Opposites attract - Competent professionals falling hard - Workplace-adjacent forced proximity - Sharp banter and ridiculous snack names - He falls hard - Found family - Grown-up emotional stakes - Open-door romance without overwhelming the story - No manufactured third-act breakup - A satisfying happily-ever-afterBecause sometimes the person who looks completely wrong on paper turns out to be exactly right.And sometimes the terrible name is the one worth keeping.CRUNCHY BOOGERS is an Unexpected Pairings Romance from Josephine Valcour.