December Can F*** All the Way Off: An Adult-Only Picture Book for Teachers

December was supposed to be a month of cheerful classrooms and holiday magic.Instead, Ms. Bell gets six after-school meetings, endless data sheets, concert rehearsals, a mandatory door-decorating contest, demanding parents, an overcrowded class party, and one final email telling her to tear everything down before winter break.Through every interruption, she is still expected to maintain normal instruction and keep her students on track.Sure. No problem.DECEMBER CAN F*** ALL THE WAY OFF is a profane, laugh-out-loud picture book for educators who understand the wonderful, exhausting, completely unreasonable reality of teaching in December.Written in playful rhyme and filled with painfully familiar school moments, this adults-only book celebrates the teachers who keep smiling-even when their patience, planning time, classroom budget, and holiday spirit have disappeared.Perfect for: Teachers with a wonderfully inappropriate sense of humor Educators counting the days until winter break Teacher appreciation and holiday gifts Anyone who has survived December in an elementary schoolThis book contains profanity and is intended for adults only.Book 9 in The Shit They Never Covered in Teacher Training series.