Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe The Bigger, Broader, Delightfuller

Do you have a friend who drops by for a chit-chat and makes you chuckle-snort your tea all over your heirloom tablecloth? Well, you do now! Say hello to the Lesbian Housewyfe and store Grandma's linens in a safe place before you start reading.This hilarious and heartwarming essay collection could only drop out of the brain of a 50+ lesbian with expert-level housewife skills, classic book and movie recommendations, and advice like "eat the whole cookie" and "how to survive the holidays without getting drunk." Laugh along with the Bigger, Broader, Delightfuller Lesbian Housewyfe!"Perfect for any trip to the toilet." - Josephine Baker"I wrote this first." - Sappho"If Hick had housewifed like this, we never would have broken up." - Eleanor Roosevelt"Who knew an old lesbian could be this funny? What a smart purchase!" - Your Future Self