Dumbest Galactic Bounty Hunters Book 2

They stole a toaster. It was the most important thing they've ever done.Jack and his crew of ex-con bounty hunters have a new problem: their AI, Melonch, has gone corporate. One minute he's quoting Shakespeare, the next he's demanding quarterly projections. The only cure is a set of illegal personality chips-and the only chips are on a heavily armed Imperial convoy.What follows is a heist that goes wrong, a chase that goes drunk, and a courtroom planet where existence itself is on trial. Along the way, a half-machine engineer falls in love with a toaster that taught itself to care, a pilot goes back to the prison he escaped to save the people he left behind, and a captain remembers he was allowed to want something.Armed with an ice cream machine, a toaster with a tragic backstory, and absolutely no plan, the galaxy's worst bounty hunters discover that sometimes the smallest things-a bowl of noodles, an empty flask, a plant by a window-are the things worth fighting for.Dumbest Galactic Bounty Hunters is for readers who loved Guardians of the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anyone who's ever wondered if a toaster can teach you how to be human.Spoiler: it can. And it will break your heart.