Eldritch Horrors: How to Survive Them
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You are about to make a terrible decision.Hi. I'm Connor.Unfortunately Jason insisted I write the product description because apparently I am "the narrator" and "part of the experience." Very rude considering this is clearly my book.Inside you will find ten documented encounters with entities that absolutely do not care about your wellbeing.A creature that steals voices.A train that never wants you to leave.A thing in the woods that hunts you after dark.A looping apartment complex where too many copies of yourself can become a serious problem.A library where reality quietly starts falling apart.And much worse.Fortunately I have compiled a complete survival guide to help you avoid panic, make smart decisions, and dramatically increase your odds of not dying horribly.Probably.Just remember a few important rules: Do not trust everything you see. Do not trust everything you hear. Do not trust every rule. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE MIMIC.Seriously.Whether you're a fan of cosmic horror, survival horror, dark comedy, or watching ordinary people make increasingly questionable decisions, Eldritch Horrors: How to Survive Them contains everything you need.Except therapy.You will probably need therapy.- Connor
You are about to make a terrible decision.Hi. I'm Connor.Unfortunately Jason insisted I write the product description because apparently I am "the narrator" and "part of the experience." Very rude considering this is clearly my book.Inside you will find ten documented encounters with entities that absolutely do not care about your wellbeing.A creature that steals voices.A train that never wants you to leave.A thing in the woods that hunts you after dark.A looping apartment complex where too many copies of yourself can become a serious problem.A library where reality quietly starts falling apart.And much worse.Fortunately I have compiled a complete survival guide to help you avoid panic, make smart decisions, and dramatically increase your odds of not dying horribly.Probably.Just remember a few important rules: Do not trust everything you see. Do not trust everything you hear. Do not trust every rule. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE MIMIC.Seriously.Whether you're a fan of cosmic horror, survival horror, dark comedy, or watching ordinary people make increasingly questionable decisions, Eldritch Horrors: How to Survive Them contains everything you need.Except therapy.You will probably need therapy.- Connor
AmazonPagina's: 284, Paperback, Independently published
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