Emo Poetry Generator: Mix and Match Profoundly Angsty to Soothe Your Deep, Dark Soul

This flip book-style emo poetry generator is the perfect gift for anyone looking for a little early-to-mid-2000s nostalgia to soothe their deep, dark soul. Chock-full of playfully melancholic and angsty phrases reminiscent of emo internet poetry from the early millennium era, simply flip around different sections to yield over 150,000 unique three-line poems. So whether you've just run out of black eyeliner, lost your favorite pair of skinny jeans, or gotten blue hair dye all over your favorite My Chemical Romance tee, generate the perfect emo poem to adequately express your angst. Just in time for the current cultural emo revival, the Emo Poetry Generator is the perfect birthday and holiday gift for millennials who lived through the original era, as well as the Gen Z'rs who are bringing it back.