Emotional Support Geology: Because sometimes Life is too much and a rock somehow not: gets hard. Just carry the

Emotional Support Geology(TM) Because Sometimes Life Is Too Much And A Rock Is Somehow NotHave you ever stared at a printer and whispered, "Why?"Have you ever checked your bank account and immediately needed emotional support?Have you ever survived a family gathering and felt you deserved a medal?Then you may be ready for the surprisingly comforting world of Emotional Support Geology(TM).Packed with laugh-out-loud humor, ridiculous scientific studies, unforgettable testimonials, and surprisingly heartfelt wisdom, this book celebrates the simple comfort of carrying a smooth rock through life's stressful moments.Discover: Emergency Geological AssistanceEmotional Support Rock AdoptionThe Official Geological Support LevelsRock Personalities and ProfilesThe International Geological Support ConferenceAdvanced Stress-Reduction Techniques Involving Absolutely No TechnologyFunny, uplifting, and unexpectedly encouraging, Emotional Support Geology(TM) reminds us that while life may not always be easy, sometimes a little perspective-and a small rock in your pocket-can make all the difference.Life gets hard. Just carry the rock.