Encyclopeadia of noncince volume 1: Because Sandwich

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. The Encyclopedia of Nonsince, Volume I: Because Sandwich is your official field guide to a reality where time is completely optional, geography is entirely negotiable, and ordinary household objects have developed alarming professional ambitions. Inside this certified impossible reference guide, you will explore the founding errors of the universe, navigate streets that are licensed to cross themselves, and witness the oldest legislature in existence meeting over a single cheese crumb. But beware-if any entry in this book begins to make sense, you are advised to close it immediately, reopen it from the other side, and deny knowing your own name. Step inside a masterclass of administrative absurdism where the evidence is lightly buttered, precision ends where the ruler begins, and the ultimate truth is always... Because Sandwich.