Everybody Must Get Stoned

Keith's on guitar, Charlie's on drums, and Ronnie's on rhythm. But who's on drugs?br/br/ Everybody.br/br/Welcome to the red-eyed world of rock and roll, where every riff comes with a spliff--a coked-up compendium of your favorite musicians and their favorite drugs. Loaded with sordid tales of debauchery, lists, and bleary-eyed photos, there's more stuff in here than in one of Snoop Dogg's favorite brownies, including:br/br/bulletlistbulletThe Top Ten Albums to Tweak tobr/br/bulletThe Top Ten Rock Star Drug Quotesbr/br/bulletThe Top Ten Drug Busts in Rockbr/br/bulletExtreme acid casualtiesbr/br/bulletOutrageous drug stories of rock legendsbr/br/bulletThe secret history of Dylan and drugsbr/br/bulletHenry Rollins and Frank Zappa: How to act like you're on drugs without actually doing anybr/br/bulletAnd the answer to the ever popular rock and roll drug question, "Who gave the Beatles their first hits of acid?" (Their dentist!)/bulletlistbr/br/So put on your favorite CD, don't try the green acid, and enjoy! br/br/Note: Pages are not suitable for rolling papers. br/br/boldR. U. Sirius/bold (aka Ken Goffman) is the co-editor of 10 Zen Monkeys and the host of two weekly podcasts, "The R.U. Sirius Show" and "Neo-Files with R. U. Sirius." He has worked as a columnist for ArtForum International and The San Francisco Examiner. He has written for Time, Esquire, Wired, and Boing Boing. He is the author of CounterCulture Through the Ages: From Abraham to Acid House, How to Mutate and Take Over the World, and The CyberPunk Handbook, and co-author of Design for Dying with Timothy Leary. He lives in Mill Valley, California.