F*cking Frogs to find my F*ck Yeah: A Darkly Funny Memoir of Modern Dating and Finding Your Self Worth

What if the secret to finding love was to stop looking for it in another person?For over two decades, Lisa M. Lee was a field researcher in the absurd, heartbreaking laboratory of modern dating. As a successful CEO and single mother, she could negotiate a six-figure contract and build a scale model of Jupiter at 2 AM, but in the world of romance, she became a "Hopeful Cynic"-a woman whose savvy in the boardroom evaporated with the ping of a dubious text.Her PhD? Bad Decisions. Her thesis? A detailed taxonomy of the frogs she kept kissing: the Married-on-Mondays, the Emotionally Unavailable Fortresses, the F*ck Boys, the Ghosts, and the Self-Sabotage Specials (the most painful frog of all, she discovered, was the one in the mirror).F*cking Frogs to Find My F*ck Yeah! is not a self-help book. It's a field report. A darkly hilarious, brutally honest, and profoundly liberating memoir that chronicles one woman's journey from believing her value was a prize to be won by the right man, to realizing the real prize was the sovereign queen she became while she was busy looking for him.This is the story of a princess who finally looked at her slimy, frog-filled moat and said, "F*ck this." She didn't just drain the swamp-she paved it over, built a castle on the unshakable ground of her own worth, and crowned herself.Part cautionary tale, part comedy special, and part battle cry, this book will help you: - Spot the "frogs" in your life with the calm clarity of a biologist, not the bitterness of a victim.- Identify your own blind spots-the hidden patterns that keep you choosing chaos over peace.- Rebuild your "F*ck Yeah" compass from the inside out, learning that it's not a person, but a feeling of profound safety and exhilarating certainty.- Build your own kingdom, brick by glorious brick, so any future partner isn't a missing piece, but a welcome guest in a life that's already complete.Wickedly funny, raw, and empowering, this is your invitation to stop kissing frogs, reclaim your narrative, and discover that the "F*ck Yeah" you've been searching for was inside you all along.Your kingdom awaits. It's time to reign.