Four Paws for a Hallelujah (and chewed-up sofa cushion): the daily madness from perspective of man's best friend

They didn't wear suits. They wore fur. And they were fed up with vegan chew sticks. Bello, the brilliant strategist in golden retriever fur, Knöpfchen, the fearless Chihuahua agent with an explosive temper, and Bruno, the eighty-kilo Great Dane with the soul of a Zen master, lead a secret double life. While their humans ("the sleepyheads") calmly watch television, the trio plots the ultimate coup: the gradual takeover of the household, the sabotage of the veterinarian, and the establishment of an unshakeable dictatorship where the Angus beef goulash never runs out. From high-risk missions in the top cupboard to epic territorial battles against the cat mafia, to the ruthless takeover of the remote control - this book provides the ultimate proof: dogs aren't man's best friend. They're the secret bosses. "A masterpiece of satirical entertainment! Anyone who still thinks they have their dog under control after reading this book is sorely mistaken." - The Dog Courier (fictional, but absolutely true) For everyone who loves dogs, enjoys spy thrillers, and wants to know what really happens in the refrigerator at night.