Funny Toilet Advent Calendar: 24 Days of Weird Facts, Bizarre Trivia, and Bathroom-Reader Humor for Quick December Laughs

A full-color, festively illustrated countdown that gives you a reason to sit down for five minutes a day. 24 days of weird facts, bizarre trivia, and quick laughs. The advent calendar for anyone who reads on the toilet. >Every page is festively illustrated in full color, in a warm, cozy Christmas style. It looks as good on the shelf as it reads on the throne. What's inside: - One daily entry, no filler: a Big Fact, a Bonus Trivia Pile, and a Quick Laugh for every one of the 24 days- Built-in milestones: a Halfway Celebration on Day 12 and a Grand Finale on Day 24 keep the countdown feeling like an event- Short by design: every entry reads in about five minutes, so there's nothing to catch up on if you miss a day- A ready-made gift: a dedication page for "This book belongs to" and "A gift from," so it goes straight from cart to stocking >Bonus sections included in the book: - Bonus #1: The Bonus Round - 10 Extra Facts- Bonus #2: Conversation Starters from the Throne- Bonus #3: The "I Know Things Now" Trivia Challenge- Bonus #4: The Quote Wall - 24 One-Liners- Bonus #5: Certificate of Completion- Bonus #6: A Final Word- Bonus #7: Write Your Own Jokes Page Add it to your cart and start the countdown on December 1st, or hand someone 24 days of laughs they won't see coming.