Geezers Save the World 24: Scaly Shadow of Canyon

When conspiracy enthusiast Arty McAllister uncovers a decades-old tabloid claiming reptilian infiltrators have taken over the Grand Canyon, he does what any reasonable retiree would do-he drags his reluctant friends Cecil Handle and Bernard Thompson across the desert in their barely functional RV, Rolling Thunder, to investigate.What begins as another ridiculous wild goose chase quickly spirals into a full-blown subterranean war. Beneath the canyon lies a hidden reptilian civilization harnessing geothermal power, enslaving Bigfoot, and preparing to unleash a climate-altering superweapon. Armed with nothing but stubbornness, questionable judgment, six highly unpredictable raccoons, and Bernard's dangerously fermented "Dragon-Breath" pickled eggs, the Geezers stumble into a battle that could reshape the planet.As tunnels collapse, monsters awaken, and the line between genius and insanity completely disintegrates, the trio must outwit lizard overlords, survive a rampaging Earth-Eater, and prevent total planetary meltdown-all while arguing about snacks, retirement, and the smell of vinegar.They might save the world.They will absolutely destroy everything else.

Pagina's: 245, Paperback, Independently published