Hilarious Facts for Dog Moms Who Think Their Is Human: 500 Ridiculous, Real, and Slightly Judgmental About the Weirdo You Call Your Child

Is your dog less of a pet and more of a tiny, furry, slightly unhinged child who rules your household? If you speak to your dog in a baby voice in public, let them hog the mattress, or suspect they might actually be a human trapped in a fur coat-welcome home. Written by Bailey Fitzgerald, Hilarious Facts for Dog Moms Who Think Their Dog Is Human delivers 500 ridiculous, real, and researched facts about the walking, drooling anomaly sitting on your couch. Inside this wildly entertaining collection, you'll discover: - Weird Dog Biology 101: Discover why your dog's nose print is as unique as a human fingerprint and how they can actually taste water.- Why Does My Dog Do That?: The real scientific reason behind head tilts, butt-sniffing, and full-send "zoomies" (FRAPs).- Presidential Pooches & Famous Faces: Meet White House dogs like Laddie Boy, who hosted the Easter Egg Roll, and FDR's Scottish Terrier, Fala.- Myth Busters & Mind-Benders: Uncover illegal dog laws around the world, absurd world records, and why everything your uncle told you about "alpha energy" is total nonsense. Whether you read one fact a day out loud to your dog (who will wag anyway) or use it to dominate your next dinner party, this is the ultimate celebration of the weirdo you call your child. The Perfect Gift For: Dog moms, pet parents, rescue dog owners, and anyone who proudly signs their dog's name on holiday cards. Scroll up and click "Buy Now" to finally understand your four-legged best friend!