How to Fail at Absolutely Everything in 5th Grade: A Field Guide: 1

Fifth grade is hard. This book makes it harder, on purpose. Written and field-tested by A. Student, an unreliable narrator who has completed fifth grade three times using nothing but the methods inside, this laugh-out-loud, reverse-psychology survival guide teaches kids exactly what NOT to do, and explains it with such total confidence that it almost sounds smart. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Big Nate, this hilarious illustrated satirical field guide is ideal for reluctant readers, classroom read-alouds, and any kid - or teacher - who needs a laugh-out-loud reminder that failure is funnier than it looks. Ages 8-12. Grades 3-6. Results are not guaranteed. In fact, they are guaranteed not to work. A. Student remains very proud of that. Quotes: "I would not recommend this book to anyone." - A school counselor >Author Bio: A. Student has completed fifth grade more than once, each attempt using the exact methods described in this book. Results have been consistent. This is A. Student's first book, though not, strictly speaking, A. Student's first attempt at writing it.