How to Live with a Wife Who's Always Right

Marriage is beautiful. Marriage is sacred. Marriage is also the art of admitting (again and again) that your wife is right, because she is.This laugh-out-loud survival guide delivers painfully true insights, practical tactics, and a healthy dose of humor for every man brave enough to tie the knot and smart enough to surrender. From apologizing with style, to surviving the grocery store battlefield, to pretending you do care about curtain colors, this book will prepare you for the ultimate test: happily living with a wife who is always, inevitably, correct.Inside you'll discover:The subtle art of saying "Yes, my love" without sounding sarcasticHow to handle tricky questions like "Do I look fat?" or "Which outfit is better?"Survival strategies for road trips, holiday planning, and thermostat warsWhy apologizing first makes you a genius (and keeps the peace)The secrets to enjoying movies, meals, and weekends without starting World War IIIPerfect as a funny anniversary gift, wedding present, or gag book for husbands, this tongue-in-cheek guide is proof that a happy marriage isn't about compromise-it's about knowing when to nod, smile, and agree.Warning: This book won't make you right. It will only make you married longer.

Pagina's: 88, Paperback, Anthony Scherrer