How to Look Like You Know What You're Doing: the Golf Scramble Survival Guide for Everyone Who Got Invited Company Outing, Charity Tournament, or Client Round and Has Never Held a Club

You said yes to the golf outing. You have never held a golf club. This book is for the next two weeks of your life. Here is the secret nobody tells you about the company scramble, the charity tournament, and the client round: half the field can't play either. The guy with the $3,000 bag will shoot 105. The VP's practice swing is gorgeous and his real one is not. Nobody is watching you, because everybody is worrying about themselves. How to Look Like You Know What You're Doing is the survival guide for the invited non-golfer - not a golf lesson, a day lesson. What a scramble actually is (your bad shots literally disappear). What to wear, and what not to waste money on. Where to stand so you're never in the way. What to say after a great shot, a terrible shot, and your boss's terrible shot. How to keep pace, drive the cart, survive the green, tip the beverage cart, and get through the awards dinner - all without faking a single thing about your swing. Inside: - The scramble format in plain English - and why your team is genuinely glad you're on it - Where to stand, when to be quiet, and when to pick your ball up (cheerfully, and fast) - The ten phrases that carry the whole day - Client-round rules, contest holes, mulligan packets, and the art of leaving - A one-page tear-out cheat sheet for the parking lot > From Bogeys & Bad Decisions - self-deprecating golf for the caddies, hackers, and halfway house regulars. EST. 2026.