How To Lose Friends & P*ss People Off

Tired of having too many friends? Struggling under the weight of healthy relationships? Constantly invited to social gatherings you'd rather avoid? Fear not! How to Lose Friends & P*ss People Off is the ultimate backhanded reverse psychology approach to self-improvement that shows you exactly what not to do if you want to maintain your social life.With laugh-out-loud chapters like "How to Make it All About You," "Sabotage Every Game Night," and "How to Be a Nightmare Co-worker," this satirical twist on classic self-help advice hilariously highlights all the ways you can alienate friends, family, and even total strangers. Whether you're gifting it as a joke, reading it for your own self-realization or secretly hoping someone takes the hint, this book is for you!Hilariously exaggerated examples of what NOT to do.Relatable (and cringe-worthy) scenarios that hit close to home.Bonus quiz at the end to determine just how insufferable you (or your friends) might be.Perfect for lovers of humor, social satire, and gift books that make people go, "Wait... is this about me?"