Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall and the Big Lie

HUMPTY-DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL: The President Who Wanted to Be King The Rise of the Shell Emperor Before the fall, there was the rise. In this outrageous and razor-sharp prequel to Humpty-Dumpty Had a Great Fall, bestselling author LeRoy H. Carter Jr. pulls back the curtain on how the most fragile man in history clawed his way to the top-cracking laws, morals, and anyone who stood in his way. Follow Humpty-Dumpty as he: - Circumvents the Constitution with ego and flair- Pardons criminals and creates a secret police force called ICECREAM- Hosts military parades to honor... himself- Profits from power while cozying up to dictators- Uses spin, lies, and religious puppets to claim divine authority- Sows the seeds of insurrection-long before the fall ever cameWith returning characters like Missy Spinwell, Brick Brogan, Reverend Righteous, and Vance Viper, this book dives deep into the rise of a leader so corrupt, so cartoonish, that only satire can tell the truth. Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall... And the world watched in wonder as the cracks began to form.