I'm F*cking Amazing: A Novel

A shockingly funny and hilariously uncensored tale for the Fleabag generation, this debut novel asks: if first comes love, then comes marriage, what becomes of happily-ever-after for a woman who suddenly can’t stand sex with her soulmate? Our unforgettable and nameless protagonist is a woman in her mid-30s and she has a big problem. With her fanny. It used to work perfectly. It guided her to love, orgasms, and a lot of happy shagging. She’s got her Top Humps list to prove it: Ben, Pete, Richard aka “Dull Dick,” Welsh Steve… Now she’s married to serious boyfriend number three (“Three”), but her fanny hurts. Nothing about it seems to work right anymore. It might be broken. She’s been to the doctor. She’s tried dildos, fantasies, lots of alcohol and even cocaine. What happens to your dreams of a shared life when you can’t stand to be touched by the person you love? When do you begin to wonder if the fault doesn’t lie with you after all? And what sort of desperate steps might you take to free yourself? An un-put-downable narrative high-wire act—sexually frank, wildly funny, psychologically raw— I’m F*cking Amazing marks the fiction debut of a white-hot talent.