I Panicked and Bought You A Book: Secret Santa Gift For the Coworker Drew, With Office Games, Absurd Coupons, Facts Nobody Asked

This is not a present. It is a procedure. Somebody in this office drew your name and then ran out of ideas. This book is what happened next. It is a joke gift that actually gets used. Inside are office games that need nothing but pens, scrap paper, and the people already in the room, coupons the giver is obliged to honor, and a handover record that follows the book from desk to desk. Inside the book- Eight office games, read aloud at the party. Each takes 5 to 12 minutes and works for 4 to 15 people. Label the room in words of exactly six letters, spot the three changes made while your team faced the wall, copy a floor plan from memory until it becomes a different floor plan, and process Form 9, which requests nothing, through twelve stages.- Sixteen coupons the giver must honor, from a charger on loan to a doorway right of way and a thirty-second briefing on conditions outside the nearest window. Nothing is cut out. Every redemption goes in the register.- The Handover Record. The book is built to be passed on: whoever passes it on fills in one entry first, for up to six handovers, and an official clearance page certifies it for re-gifting.- Sixteen facts nobody asked for, about pencils, paper clips, office chairs, and records boxes, each one checked against its source.- Every joke that could pass for a rule is marked with a small winking face, so nobody has to ask. Before wrapping, the giver fills in the first handover entry. After that, the book runs itself. Part of The Honest Gift Collection, with I Was Told to Bring Something Funny, for White Elephant parties, and I Put a Lot of Thought Into This, for a close friend. Nothing to cut out. Nothing to explain. Compliance is assumed. Wrap it, hand it over, and let the handover begin.