Indy Bones: An Action Adventure Parody

Forget the hero. Forget the hat. Forget the sobriety. Dr. Indy Bones is an archaeologist with a PhD in "Whatever" and a liver made of reinforced steel. When the U.S. Army Intelligence recruits him to find the legendary Ark of the Covenant, they aren't getting the world's best explorer-they're getting a man who thinks ancient ruins are just places to store his six-pack of low-quality beer. Accompanied by his long-suffering "partner" Mary (who he accidentally left in a bar for a decade) and the child-trading, sword-swinging Sallad, Bones embarks on a globe-trotting disaster. From the stinking streets of Cairo to a dig site infested with-shudder-French mini-mimes, Indy must out-drink, out-stumble, and out-piss a group of German soldiers and his prissy rival, Bellock (the man with the "limp noodle" energy). It's a race against time to see what's more dangerous: the cosmic power of the Ark, or the toxicity of Indy's breath. If you love pulp adventure, classic movie spoofs, and irreverent comedy that refuses to take itself seriously, grab your copy today and join the wildest artifact hunt in history! Content Advisory: This book is an action comedy parody intended for mature audiences. It features adult humor and frequent strong language consistent with a soft R-rated action movie spoof.