Jordan Jones and the Bureau of Ridiculous Missions

Saving the world was NOT on today's to-do list.Fourteen-year-old Jordan Jones just wanted to finish gym class without breaking anything. Instead, he threw a football into a vending machine and landed inside the Bureau of Ridiculous Missions-a top-secret agency buried beneath his middle school.Armed with a juice-box walkie-talkie, a rollerblading tech genius, and zero clue what he's doing, Jordan is thrown into missions involving haunted mascots, cafeteria meat monsters, cursed band instruments, and whatever else oozes out of the walls when the grown-ups aren't looking.Fast-paced, hilarious, and totally bonkers in the best way, this middle-grade novel is perfect for fans of Percy Jackson, Spy School, and Men in Black-if they were run by sarcastic teenagers and powered by nachos.If you like wild gadgets, weird mysteries, and heroes who survive by the seat of their gym shorts, Jordan Jones is your guy.Welcome to the Bureau of Ridiculous Missions. Try not to die.