Matew: That’s me. No h — 27 Funny School Stories and Real Life Math for Kids 912

I'm not doing it, and you can't make me! I love saying that. And my mom always fires right back with, "Oh yes, you are!" Guess what? She wins. Every. Single. Time.That's why I go to school every day. Once, I even told her I wasn't going back because I already knew everything. She said... well, I'll tell you that part later.I'm Matew - yes, without the h - and I'm the main character of this book.Meet Matew, a kid who would rather do anything than math. Through 27 short, funny, and fast-paced stories, everyday classroom chaos turns into unexpected math adventures. This humorous middle grade book helps children build confidence with numbers while laughing out loud.What's inside?¿ 27 short, engaging stories full of real-life math. ¿ A relatable main character kids instantly connect with. ¿ Classroom humor, friendship, and school-life drama. ¿ Math naturally woven into the story-never boring, never overwhelming.Why kids (and adults) love it¿ Perfect for reluctant readers and easily distracted kids. ¿ Short chapters that keep attention and motivate reading. ¿ Humor that feels real, friendly, and fresh. ¿ A gentle, pressure-free way to build math confidence. ¿ Encourages a growth mindset and positive attitude toward learning.Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, Agus & the Monsters, and The Soccer Squad.Ideal for¿ Kids ages 9-12 who think math is boring, scary, or "not for them." ¿ Parents and teachers looking for funny school stories with real educational value. ¿ Children who need a boost in reading motivation, math mindset, or self-confidence. ¿ Readers searching for humorous fiction and engaging STEM-inspired stories.This book doesn't promise miracles... but it does promise laughter, relatable moments, and tiny invisible doors opening toward math-without kids even noticing.Recommended age: 9 to infinity. The perfect choice for parents, teachers, and anyone looking for a funny math book that actually feels like fun.Also available in Spanish under the title Matheo. Ese soy yo. Con h.