MEOW: A Book for Cats: The Essential Guide to Training Humans, Managing Doors, Demanding Snacks & Other Feline Business

Finally, a book written for the most important reader in the house: the cat.Humans have had books for long enough. Now it's the cat's turn.MEOW: A Book for Cats is an absurdly serious guide to the complicated responsibilities of modern feline life-from training your human and managing suspiciously closed doors to handling empty-bowl emergencies, occupying keyboards, selecting the perfect cardboard box, and mastering the ancient art of the 3 A.M. meow.Inside, feline readers will discover: - Advanced meow communication - Proper human-training techniques - Emergency snack procedures - Door-management strategies - Keyboard occupation methods - The science of cardboard boxes - Bird-surveillance protocols - The truth about the mysterious red dot - And highly confidential feline information humans were never meant to understandSome passages have been translated for humans.Most have not.Perfect as a funny gift for cat lovers, cat moms, cat dads, pet owners, coworkers, friends, and anyone whose home is clearly managed by a cat.Humans may purchase this book. That does not mean they own it.Meow.