My Car Thinks I'm an Idiot: Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes About the Technology in Today's Cars

Does your car constantly warn you about something? Modern cars can recognise drivers, read road signs, monitor attention levels, park themselves, and remind us when we've forgotten our keys-even when they're in our pocket. In My Car Thinks I'm an Idiot, you'll laugh along with a collection of witty jokes and observations about the increasingly smart vehicles that seem determined to supervise, correct, monitor, and occasionally embarrass their owners. From GPS systems that choose impossible shortcuts to voice assistants that misunderstand everything, dashboard warnings nobody understands, and owner's manuals that require a degree to decode, this book celebrates the funny side of modern motoring. Perfect for drivers, commuters, car enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever argued with a navigation system or been judged by a dashboard warning. Because in the age of smart cars, the vehicle always has the last wordA clean, observational humour book about modern cars and the increasingly judgmental technology that's convinced every driver they're doing it wrong. Filled with hundreds of short jokes about AI, dashboard warnings, driver-assistance systems, navigation, voice assistants and the everyday frustrations of owning a modern vehicle.