My Husband Is A Shiny Heffers Crypto Chad: Decade of Bull Runs, Bear Markets, and Bad Financial Decisions

Sarah thought she married an ambitious entrepreneur.Instead, she married a man who spent grocery money on Bitcoin in 2015, turned their garage into a crypto mining operation, and eventually launched a cryptocurrency called: Shiny Heffers Investment Token aka: SHITWhile the rest of the world called crypto a scam, Michael-better known online as "Money Mike"-became obsessed with blockchain technology, meme coins, NFTs, and the dream of financial freedom. Over the next decade, Sarah watches her husband survive brutal bear markets, launch ridiculous businesses, argue with strangers on crypto Twitter at 3AM, and repeatedly scream phrases like: "BABE, THIS IS A SUPER CYCLE!"As Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, Binance, NFTs, and the entire crypto industry explode into mainstream culture, Michael risks everything building his strange little project: ShinyHeffers.ioWhat starts as a joke slowly becomes something bigger than either of them imagined.Told through the sarcastic, brutally honest perspective of a wife who is absolutely convinced her husband is losing his mind, My Husband Is a Shiny Heffers Crypto Chad is a hilarious and surprisingly emotional story about: - marriage, - obsession, - internet culture, - financial chaos, - failure, - persistence, - and what happens when the person everyone laughs at refuses to quit.Perfect for fans of: - crypto humor, - dark comedy, - entrepreneurial stories, - meme culture, - and anyone who has ever watched their spouse make a terrible financial decision and somehow survive it.Because sometimes the line between delusion and genius is just one bull run away.