New Definitions That Didn't Make It Into the Dictionary

Words for Life's AbsurditiesEver had a doctor diagnose you before you've even finished explaining your symptoms? That's pre-existing conclusions.We've all experienced them-those oddly specific, frustrating, and hilarious moments in life that should have a name but don't. Until now.Here's just a glimpse of what you'll find inside this book:Everyday absurdities defined - A collection of hilarious, too-true terms for situations we all recognize.Quirky illustrations - Visual punchlines that bring each definition to life.The perfect gift - A must-have for lovers of wordplay, wit, and observational humour.Rich Lange pairs amusing images with razor-sharp definitions for situations we all know too well but never had a name for. Think The Devil's Dictionary meets Dilbert, with a modern twist.New Definitions That Didn't Make It Into the Dictionary is a sharp, laugh-out-loud collection and a brilliant coffee table companion. It's guaranteed to have you nodding in recognition, chuckling in agreement, and wondering how you ever survived without these words.