No Offense, But... You Talk About Poop Way Too Much

No Offense, But... You Talk About Poop Way Too Much is for the friend who treats every conversation like a bathroom confessional.From the person who hijacks the group chat with "updates," to the one who believes fiber is a personality trait, to the oversharer who thinks their digestive diary is comedy gold-this book lovingly roasts the cringe-worthy habit of turning bowel movements into a social activity.Inside, you'll find 37 "red flags" that call out the worst offenders, complete with explanations, excuses, and fixes. It's part humor, part intervention, and all too relatable.So if you've ever rolled your eyes at a friend who dropped a poop story during dinner-or realized with horror that you are that friend-this book is your laugh-out-loud guide to breaking the cycle.Because yes, everybody poops. But not everybody needs to talk about it.