Proper Animal Names: What They Should Really Be Called

Yes, kangaroo might be the actual name, but doesn’t Tyrannosaurus Deer sound better? Behold in these pages the Floaty Potato, Wizard Cat and Spiky Floof, among a host of other beasts with absurdly improved appellations. See nature in a bizarre new light as Proper Animal Names throws out the old labels in favour of the sublimely ridiculous. Yes, kangaroo might be the actual name, but doesn’t Tyrannosaurus Deer sound better? Behold in these pages the Floaty Potato, Wizard Cat and Spiky Floof, among a host of other beasts with absurdly improved appellations. See nature in a bizarre new light as Proper Animal Names throws out the old labels in favour of the sublimely ridiculous.