Ralph and the Four Unicorns of Apocalypse

When the world is one bad day away from total annihilation, salvation arrives in the most unlikely form: a springer spaniel with a rubber chicken and four celestial unicorns who definitely did not sign up for this. Ralph never wanted to be a hero. He wanted naps, snacks, and maybe a quiet life free from cosmic responsibility. Instead, he's been drafted into a prophecy involving spectral warriors, a flaming mug of coffee, and Agro-Death's Dog, the grumpiest, hungriest, most dangerously flatulent hellhound in existence. As long as Agro stays safe (and well-supplied with hot sausage rolls), the Devil's forces can't break through the veil between worlds. But keeping a volatile apocalypse-hound focused is no small task-especially when the road ahead is littered with gruelling trials, impossible math tests, and an enemy who plays by no rules except his own. Ralph and the Four Unicorns of the Apocalypse must stand between Earth and eternal damnation. Because if Agro falls... the world burns. A surreal, heartfelt, and hilariously twisted fantasy adventure from Charlie Hicks.

Pagina's: 350, Paperback, Independently published