Retail Survival Manual: Funny Book for Employees Managers and HR

Super Funny Retail Survival Manual Classified Employee Orientation Manual CONFIDENTIAL (Not really).... FOR RETAIL PERSONNEL ONLY. Congratulations. You've officially joined one of the world's most unpredictable workplaces. The Retail Survival Manual is a fully illustrated fake employee handbook packed with classified reports, operational diagrams, field investigations, survival guides, incident logs, and workplace satire inspired by the everyday realities of retail. Full illustrations that will make you smile, relate and laugh out loud! Inside you'll discover: - Official Retail Oath- Employee Survival Levels- Retail Species Guides- Customer Translation Guides- Shopping Cart Engineering Reports- Register Survival Systems- Queue Physics- Store Walkthrough Checklists- Corporate Visit Emergency Procedures- Mystery Shopper Files- Self-Checkout Incident Reports- Rewards Program Decision Trees- Holiday Survival Documentation- Store Scoreboards- Employee Achievement Unlocks- Dozens of classified retail documents and scenarios >Perfect for: - Retail employee gifts- Coworker gifts- Store manager gifts- White elephant exchanges- Secret Santa- Employee appreciation- Birthday gifts- Anyone who's ever answered, "Can you check the back?"