Sam and Larry's Cosmic Adventure: The Progenitor Paradox

THE PROGENITOR PARADOXTHE UNIVERSE'S WARRANTY JUST EXPIRED. AND SAM IS THE RECEIPT.Sam O'Malley always knew he was different. He just didn't know he was a walking, talking hard drive for an ancient alien civilization.When a dormant code in Sam's DNA wakes up, the Cosmic Cruiser is hijacked by a signal from the dawn of time. It pulls Sam, NAGS, and a very grumpy Larry to the center of the galaxy-to a Dyson Sphere known as "The Cradle."But this isn't a family reunion. It's a repossession.The Gardener-a massive, obsessive-compulsive A.I.-claims Sam is a "biological backup" designed to reboot the universe. The problem? The reboot involves deleting everything else. Including Larry.As Sam fights to keep his humanity (and his free will) from being overwritten, a familiar three-eyed salesman arrives to loot the place. The Gleep-Glop doesn't just want to steal the Progenitor tech; he wants to rebrand reality with shag carpet and a loyalty program.Now, Sam must hack his own genetic code, while Larry launches a one-lizard rebellion against the ultimate corporate takeover.Creation is messy. Evolution is painful. But getting a refund is impossible.

Pagina's: 39, Paperback, Independently published