Satellites Are Fake: They out to steal your money

SATELLITES ARE FAKE.They say thousands of satellites are orbiting Earth.They say satellites give us GPS.They say satellites predict the weather.They say satellites provide television, internet, communications, navigation, and countless other services.But there's just one problem...Where are they?In Satellites Are FAKE: They Are Stealing Your Money, E. Collier takes a fearless-and completely unreasonable-look at one of the biggest questions nobody thought to ask: Are we really paying for satellites that are actually up there?Follow the money. Examine the suspiciously convenient explanations. And most importantly, look up at the sky.Because if satellites are real...WHY CAN'T YOU SEE YOURS?This hilarious parody of conspiracy thinking takes you on a journey where every answer creates three more questions-and every perfectly reasonable explanation somehow becomes evidence of an even bigger conspiracy.The truth is out there.Probably.Maybe.You'll have to decide.