Saur Ommebust

Students were once given the opportunity to write their own stories and then have their stories "published" using lamination and plastic binders. A certain teacher wanted in on the fun and made his own. Sadly, his "publishing" attempt led to the books falling apart fairly quickly. So he decided to fix this problem by creating this new book. Hope you enjoy it. Originally published a long time ago, these two stories are given new life in a (hopefully) new binding that won't fall apart if you touch it. The first story is If You Give Mr. Saur A Cookie. Why is this first? Because it is the most popular, and Mr. Saur may get more cookies if you read it. The second story is The Soccer Match. Why is this story included? Because... I wanted the book to be longer. Just deal with it.