She’s Got an Excuse for That: The Condensed Unaccountability Handbook

She's Got an Excuse for That The Condensed Unaccountability Handbook She has a wig. She has an outfit. She has fur. >From the classic "I have a headache" to blaming the kids, the cat, Mercury in retrograde, girls' night, the algorithm, her ancestors, and even the actual end of the Earth - this fully illustrated handbook collects over 220 of the most creative, ridiculous, and strangely believable excuses ever deployed. Starring the legendary Excuse Dog (the anthropomorphic queen of never taking the blame), this book is the ultimate survival guide for anyone who's ever heard: "It's not you, it's me..." "The cat did it." "I was protecting my peace." "Mercury is in retrograde." >Perfect as a gag gift, coffee-table book, or relationship warning label. Illustrated - Hilarious - Completely unapologetic By ROADHOUZ