Surrounded By Professions (Allegedly): A Field Guide to Office Personalities and Other Workplace Idiots

Surrounded by Professionals (Allegedly): A Field Guide to Office Personalities and Other Workplace Idiots is the brutally funny gift book for anyone who has ever survived a meeting that should have been an email, a "quick question" that lasted 30 minutes, or a coworker who somehow thinks reply-all is a personality trait.Inside, you'll meet the classic corporate suspects: the "per my last email" assassin, the blame deflector, the micromanager, the credit collector, the PTO martyr, and the person who always starts with "hi" and then makes you wait. These are the workplace legends, disasters, and time thieves that every office seems to produce in some form or another.Sharp, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this book is perfect for adults who want to laugh at the nonsense instead of screaming into their desk. Whether you're buying it for a coworker, a friend, a white elephant exchange, or yourself after a long week of corporate nonsense, this book says what everyone is thinking but no one says out loud.