Surviving a Weekend with Dad: From Kid's Point of View

Warning: This book contains dangerous levels of Dad Confidence. When Mom leaves for the weekend, dads suddenly believe they can do absolutely anything. Pancake breakfasts turn into smoke emergencies. "Quick errands" somehow last four hours. Blanket forts take over entire living rooms. Grocery carts fill with junk food while Dad forgets every important item on the list. Inside this survival handbook, brave readers will learn: - Why "I've got an idea" should concern every child - How smoke alarms become part of the family - Why dads think hardware stores are vacation destinations - The truth about unlimited snacks and midnight movie marathons - How to survive grocery trips, mystery dinners, and emergency cleanup before Mom gets home Packed with hilarious observations, giant family chaos, and painfully accurate truths about weekends with Dad, this book is perfect for kids who love to laugh and parents who know every word is true. If your family has ever eaten pizza after a cooking disaster or searched twenty minutes for the TV remote, this book may feel a little too realistic. Part of the Kids Survival Series.

Pagina's: 97, Paperback, Independently published