Swallowed: a Modern Comedy About Man Who Wanted Judgment for Everyone Else and Mercy Himself

He wanted Washington judged.He just never expected God to make him deliver the warning.Jonah Rahman is a sharp-tongued political podcaster who has built his audience by exposing hypocrisy, insulting both parties, and treating judgment like a public service.He is confident. Cynical. Increasingly successful.And completely blind to the damage he causes closer to home.Then a stranger in a white jacket gives him an impossible assignment: go to Washington, D.C., and tell the city to repent.Jonah chooses Bermuda instead.That is when things get inconvenient.- A storm follows him with suspicious accuracy.- Cruise passengers start praying like the ship just became a floating altar call.- Viral footage turns Jonah into the internet's favorite disaster.- An inconvenient whale enters the conversation.- Washington, D.C. tries to decide whether divine judgment can be fact-checked.But Jonah's greatest problem is not the storm.It is not the whale.It is not even the mission.It is the possibility that the people he despises might actually be forgiven.Swallowed is a modern Christian political satire about: - Hypocrisy- Mercy- Media outrage- Public repentance- Religious ego- Political self-righteousness- And one man who wants judgment for everyone else and grace for himselfFor readers who enjoy biblical retellings, sharp political comedy, faith-driven fiction, absurd satire, flawed characters, and stories where the loudest man in the room finally gets swallowed by the point.Swallowed is a modern comedy about a man who wanted judgment for everyone else and mercy for himself.