Talk Trash: Savage Roasts and Friendly Fire for Every Sport, Game, Activity You'll Ever Play

Your friends are terrible at Jenga and somebody needs to say it. Talk Trash is a 2,600-line collection of original roasts, burns, and friendly fire built for game night, the golf course, the bowling alley, and everywhere else competition turns personal. Twenty-six categories. Five escalating tiers. Zero mercy. Inside you'll find lines for: Sports: basketball, football, soccer, golf, bowling, pool, ping pong, tennis, baseball, hockey, mini golf, axe throwing, skiing, and track and field Games: chess, poker, Monopoly, video games, Uno, Jenga, charades, Scrabble, and trivia night Backyard chaos: cornhole and beer pong Each category climbs through five tiers, from Mild (safe for the in-laws) to Savage (for the friend who can genuinely take it). Every line is built to roast the play, not the person, because that's the entire difference between trash talk that's funny and trash talk that ends a friendship. This is not a strategy guide. Nobody's game is going to improve from reading it. What will improve is your ability to make somebody laugh so hard they miss their next shot entirely. For the friend group that already knows trash talk is half the reason you keep showing up.